Immediate need for sales position with decent health/dental/vision benefits. Prefer advertising or marketing arena but am open to most other opportunities including desk job with good company. Prefer a position that adheres to a "work to live" not "live to work" philosophy, but will negotiate based on salary. Prefer 6 figures but will negotiate based on benefits. In general, will negotiate. Requirements: Must be willing to establish an aggressive yet reasonable and fair performance expectation. Those positions requesting impossible quotas need not present themselves. Employers who do not consider 20+ highly successful years of experience and performance equivalent to a B.A. degree need not present. Companies filing bankruptcy need not present. Employers offering "make up to $4,000 per month working a few hours a day from your home" opportunities definitely need not present. What you can expect: A seasoned, intelligent, honest professional with excellent reputation and well honed skills. Integrity, loyalty, car and valid California driver's license come at no additional expense.
Thought I'd try to turn the table.
Love your creativity! Thanks for the chuckle and the smile you just brought to me.
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