Saturday, February 20, 2010

Want Ad

Immediate need for sales position with decent health/dental/vision benefits. Prefer advertising or marketing arena but am open to most other opportunities including desk job with good company. Prefer a position that adheres to a "work to live" not "live to work" philosophy, but will negotiate based on salary. Prefer 6 figures but will negotiate based on benefits. In general, will negotiate. Requirements: Must be willing to establish an aggressive yet reasonable and fair performance expectation. Those positions requesting impossible quotas need not present themselves. Employers who do not consider 20+ highly successful years of experience and performance equivalent to a B.A. degree need not present. Companies filing bankruptcy need not present. Employers offering "make up to $4,000 per month working a few hours a day from your home" opportunities definitely need not present. What you can expect: A seasoned, intelligent, honest professional with excellent reputation and well honed skills. Integrity, loyalty, car and valid California driver's license come at no additional expense.

Thought I'd try to turn the table.

1 comment:

  1. Love your creativity! Thanks for the chuckle and the smile you just brought to me.

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